Sometimes other people’s captions are what make a post better
Random fact: If you eat a polar bear liver, you will die. Humans can’t handle that much vitamin A.
This is not one of those times
Hi all! My name is Em and I am 19 years old! Never be shy with questions or ask for help! Stay safe & strong and remember I love every single one of you! xxx
I think I’m gonna cry.
unhealthy you say? the apple i ate when i was 7 years old begs to differ
Costco doesnt fuck around
What the ever-loving fuck
Instead of countless throwaway Bond girls, we almost had one girl Bond.
#3. James Bond
In 1955, Gregory Ratoff optioned the rights to Ian Fleming’s Casino Royale, hoping to turn it into a hit action movie about a suave British intelligence agent. But after carefully studying the book, which he probably should’ve done before shelling out money for it, Ratoff found Bond’s character incredibly unbelievable and “kind of stupid.” Those were actually the exact words of Lorenzo Semple Jr., who was hired as the movie’s screenwriter, and who also kind of had a point. Think about it; if you’d never heard of James Bond, would you ever buy the idea of an internationally-recognized spy whose entire personality consisted of killing people and ejaculating, probably often at the same time?
That’s why, at one point, Ratoff and Semple seriously considered making their James Bond a woman — Jane Bond. They even went as far as choosing an actress to play her: famed starlet Susan Hayward, who, according to Ratoff, owed the producer a favor and would totally be up for the role.
After she had her children, Ginny visited Hogwarts, accidentally stumbling upon the Mirror of Erised.
When she looked into it, she found herself holding her childrens’ birth certificates, and all of their names weren’t shitty
It’s so facinating to me… it’s like because it’s Gadreel walking there, and not Sam, that they’re not walking in sync…
A guy named Andrew had a Starbucks Gold card (which gets you a free drink of your choice after you buy 12) and a single goal: to beat the previous world record for the most expensive Starbucks drink ever.
As anyone who has accomplished anything in life will tell you, thorough prep is key to achieving your goals. With 128-ounce glass in hand, Andrew stepped into Starbucks and enlisted the help of his friendly local Starbucks baristas.
Thus, the legend of the Sexagintuple Vanilla Bean Mocha Frappuccino was born. Total cost: $54.75. But for Gold-card holding Andrew, it was free.
Lost it at Maid Marion.
#actors who are actually their character
the greatest casting ever.
Even better when you think about how Dan got a place for himself in NY to continue his career, Emma went to a school in USA, and Rupert bought an ice cream truck.
Follow your dreams Rupert
I didn’t know this. So I looked it up and - HE ACTUALLY DID.
‘I keep my van well stocked. It’s got a proper machine that dispenses Mr Whippy ice cream and I buy my lollies wholesale – 50 for a tenner – so I never run short.
I’m not allowed to sell my merchandise. I’d need a licence for that. ‘I tend to avoid July and August, but the rest of the year I’ll drive around the local villages and if I see some kids looking like they’re in need of ice creams, I’ll pull over and dish them out for free. They’ll say, “Ain’t you Ron Weasley?” And I’ll say, “It’s strange, I get asked that a lot.”
It makes it even better that he just GIVES the icecream away.
this poST GETS MORE AND MORE AMAZING AS YOU READ
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA OMG THIS IS THE BEST POST EVER
I learned nothing in class today.
Pausing in the middle of a fic because you can literally feel the waves of second hand embarrassment when your OTP does something stupid
Accurate post is accurate.